Hey Mike Huckabee,

You are the scariest politician I have ever known. You are like apocolyptic movie scary. I feel like Christopher Walken in “The Dead Zone”. I mean, I can hear it already, “Oh Boy, here comes the missles, best grab my bible..also, grab the grand kids so we can eat ‘em “. Man, Don’t get elected. Ever. For anything.

By the way, thanks for ruining that Mark Wahlberg movie for me, asshole.