Hey Static Electricity,

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!???

Christ. Whats with you this winter? Is this some kind of Mayan Calendar bullshit? Everytime I turn on a T.V. or something I am getting throttled. No shit, turning on my Playstation yesterday I created a  one inch blue arc from finger tip to ON button. Freaked my dog out and I could’nt see out of my left eye for a second! That son of a bitch had some amperage to it!

You are a DICK, static electricity.