First of all, we prefer the term “effort”, thank you very much.
Secondly, It has been a month since “cum on feel the shortbus” has been taking up bandwith on the internet as well as sitting underneath the seat of your car having never been listened to. According to our records there are roughly 600 copies of this ”effort” in one form or the other, floating around the immediate area. So, having said that, we need to know if you like it. It’s been pretty fucking quiet over here in County Skullcrane. Say something. We have a website that is inter-active! I would be a smart ass and cut/paste from an online dictionary for you all the definition of inter-active, but then you would probably come back at me with some retort about using that SAME dictionary to learn how to fucking spell and shit and frankly, I just may be a little too fragile for that kind of verbal abuse right now.
(3)So, having said all that, forget what I said earlier. It’s not about you. Who do you think you are anyway? We are the artists. We create art for ourselves. Not for you.
See what you did? We hope you feel shitty about it. You should buy a new Skullcrane t-shirt when they come out.
If it was your choice, what would this Skullcrane t-shirt have on the front? Here ya go jack-asses. Here is your chance to be the artist.
By the way, if you hate the new Skullcrane ”effort”, refer to paragraph (3).
I love HOT B-B SITTER. I want to hump Stanleys and Johnsons leg.
Comment by Alden Scot Hultin — January 9, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
I thinks it’s great.
It rocks,
It’s funny,
It sounds like you just don’t give a shit, are just having fun and everyone else can fuck off too.
But I don’t want to hump any member of the bands legs.
Comment by john — January 9, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
Hold up y’all! Not everyone at once. Hey Thomas, is the server gonna be o.k.?
Comment by johnson — January 10, 2008 @ 7:46 am
I think Johnson is brilliant, Jason is hot, MJ rocks because he takes me fishing and Dan is Dan. The album is fantastic and I’m proud of all of you and I’m waiting patiently for the band to make its first million so we can finance the compound.
also, can we stop going to club underground?
Comment by lisa — January 10, 2008 @ 10:50 am
the skullcranes are my punk rocks gods and the new album is the best yet-i loved whitetrashmore, but there is something pretty freakin special about ‘……..the short bus’
Comment by jen b — January 10, 2008 @ 2:16 pm
I musta skipped that big 1st paragraph cause I thought this was about what I want on a Tshirt. I want Skullcrane sushi rolls. Each member coated in sticky rice, holding some cucumbers or avocado slices perhaps, and wrapped in nori. “Anoka Rolls” I shall call them.
“I’d like an order of california rolls, dynamite rolls, anoka rolls, and some miso soup please.”
Comment by Amy — January 10, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
Don’t Anoka Rolls have chew in the middle?
Comment by johnson — January 10, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
Wintergreen Grizzly. You’d be shocked at how well it pairs with wasabi.
Comment by Amy — January 10, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
i’d love it more if I was tech savy enough to unzip the file. (thomas can hit me now.)
Comment by stacers — January 10, 2008 @ 8:34 pm
Stacers, the windows zip problem has been fixed (as of about a week ago). Download the “effort” again and it should work. E-mail me if you still have problems.
Comment by admin — January 11, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
It rocks, very tight sounding, love the horns. Still listening to Wt. Trashmore though.
Comment by John Gall — January 12, 2008 @ 12:43 am
Well I think its a big hot steaming pile of shit… Shit that came out of a Burger King eatin’, camero drivin’, PBR swillin’, GPC smokin’, Skoal chewin’, John Deere cap wearin’ stinky asshole from Anoka County!!!! Bitches, Ya’ll Fuckin Rock! HEE HAW and Fuckin Giddy yup!!
Comment by Jimbob — January 15, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
I’m impressed all to pieces.
We need to figure out a way for you boys to bring Bruce down south and do a southern tour… I think my favorite track is C’onte D’Amour En Francais. Any more live recordings forthcoming?
Comment by josh — January 27, 2008 @ 7:27 pm