Thats right. Huge. This show is a MUST COME. A certain news entity (I’m not gonna say who, so suck it) will be there filming a bit of our show for a story on T.V. (none of that cable access shit either) about DJEDNA. If you don’t know what Djedna is that means you have not been paying attention to us, and frankly, that stings a little bit. I thought we were friends.
Q: What does this mean for The Skullcranes?
A: We are now totally huge. We don’t even know who you are anymore. No, we won’t sign that. I’m calling the cops.
Q: What does this mean for Djedna?
A: Some well deserved recognition for all the hard work Thomas has put into this. It’s about time if you ask me. Also, he’s huge too now. He isn’t signing anything either so don’t bother, or I’ll call the cops for him.
Q: What does this mean for the friends/fans of The Skullcranes?
A: It means, that when the film is rolling, please stand in front of the stage. Is it asking too much of you to make us look cool?
So, we will see ya there. We play first, because we know you all like it better that way.
9:00 P.M. HEXAGON BAR*MINNEAPOLIS* SATURDAY JAN. 19TH.
also on the bill: My Valkrie and Dumpster Juice
I know you guys must be playing because it will be -23 fucking degrees or 2 feet of goddamn snow right??? FUCK YEEEEEAH!!! I’ll be there with my duck butter iceicles…um for those who aren’t familiar
1. duck butter-
The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.
Bobby rubbed his deeb all over his roommates pillows.
I have some killa DB today!
Comment by Jimbob — January 15, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
Q: What do you call that space between the dick and the asshole?
A: The Lead Singer. (*ba dum bump*)
Comment by j — January 16, 2008 @ 7:22 am