January 18th, 2008 Official Press Bulletin#2
| OFFICIAL PRESS BULLETIN 2 |
| Dateline: Minneapolis Sources close to The Skullcranes claim they rock pretty hard. This coming after wide spread accusatory remarks regarding their ability to rock. Johnson had been recently quoted as to be saying “Suck it” and “Fuck it” regarding these claims. The bass player in the band known as Danne Frank has a job as an auto mechanic. Since the release of their junior effort “Cum on Feel the Shortbus” in late 2007, The Skullcranes have been eating a lot of red meat and smoking cigarettes. Investigators have unearthed large amounts of Thunderbird bottles outside the homes of all four members. The Skullcrane’s attorney, only known as “Cousin Jon” has been quoted in the local paper saying ” You can’t say you have been drinking all day if you don’t start in the morning”. |
