February 27th, 2008 Hey woman on plane next to me with baby on lap,
Hey woman on plane next to me with baby on lap,
You really ought to be ashamed of yourself. What type of smoke did your parents blow up your ass when you were young to give you this un-justified self worth?
#1- Your baby is fucking ugly.
#2- Your baby smells like shit.
#3- If your baby spits on me one more time I’m gonna spit back.
#4- I had to pay 40 bucks to check an extra piece of luggage, meanwhile, your little disease carrying shit machine gets a free ride.
#5- And the stewardess gives ME the fucking stink eye!
5horse is where again?
Comment by mj — February 27, 2008 @ 6:50 pm
last time that happened to me my ears rang for 3 days cause the baby screamed in my ear the whole flight and i had to help clean up its puke. Fuck those kids, they need a special section on the plane
Comment by john — February 27, 2008 @ 7:39 pm
They might fit under the seats, but I guess we’d stil have to listen to em.
I bet they’ll fit in the overhead, probably be quieter up there too.
I had to fly with somebody who was “packed” a dog once. They got the dog all stoned and put him with the luggage. He came out ok. Hmmmm . . .. . .anybody got a dog costume?
Comment by altaholic — February 27, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
One time Chris & I had the 3 seat block all to ourselves and some witch with a baby got on the plane and tried to TAKE it from us because she thought it would work real swell with her precious 18 month old. She told me the stewardess said it was ok.. HA HA HA. Like I give a shit what the stewardess said. What is she gonna do to me? Not give me a can of Sprite?
Anyways, we didn’t move (duh) and witch had a loud tantrum until some poor sap couldn’t take one more syllable of her voice and gave up his nice spot to her. I hate people who try to guilt “baby sympathy” from others. You can’t have my plane seat, but please accept this box of condoms with my compliments.
Comment by Amy — February 28, 2008 @ 8:53 am