The Skullcranes

The Skullcranes

April 18th, 2008 Hey upcoming 12 hours,
Filed under: The Daily Diatribe — Johnson @ 7:17 am

Hey upcoming 12 hours,

Where is everybody? I don’t know.
I’m gonna be late. How late?….hello?
Fuck we are gonna get there late. We need gas. I need food. Fuck Burger King.
Damn, they are STILL working on this stretch of 94, what the fuck.
What movie do you guys wanna put in? I’m sick of all these movies. Why did you bring D.V.D’s? This is a VHS.
Fuck, there is no sound.
Can you turn the heat UP? Damn, who’s feet reek?
I don’t see what the big deal is.
Can you turn the heat down?
Shit, put it away, that was a cop.
Dude, were you speeding and can you turn the heat up?
What exit do we take? I thought you knew. Where is the map? It’s at the space, remember? We were looking at it to see how to get there.
Man, I gotta piss.
Who’s got the lighter?
Fuck me running Chief Brown Cloud!!! That’s really foul …good one!! Roll down the window please.
Hey, turn up the heat!!
You just missed the exit.
Thanks for telling me.
We did!!
Hey you got that mapqwest thing? No.
There it is. South.
No SOUTH!!
Jesus Christ……who’s got the lighter?
Can I get one of those?
We need gas again.
Holy shit, 98 dollars.
Who’s got the lighter?

+++2 1/2 hours of pure silence+++

15 more miles.
This sucked.
Is that snow?
What hotel are we looking for?
Something with an eight or a six in the name.
I think. Or maybe it’s Park something……or something park…
There it is.
What time do we need to be at the club?
I don’t know, what’s it called again?
Where is it?
Shit, I forgot the merch.
Fuck, that IS snow.

4 Comments »
  1. Here I am on this pig farm, all lonely and wishing I had something exciting to do. Then gift of all gifts the diatribe took me on the road with all of you. It felt like I was really there, in the corner of Bruce wondering what that smell was. Thanks for the trip! I appreciate it. Really. I do.

    Comment by Stinky Pig Woman — April 18, 2008 @ 9:39 am

  2. YAY-the diatribes are back-we love the diatribes….

    Comment by jen b — April 19, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

  3. I’m looking forward to “Hey last 12 hours”. Oh wait, let me write it:

    Uuugghh ow. fuck. sigh.

    Comment by Amy — April 20, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

  4. wtf…it is 2:50, not 1:50!!

    Comment by Amy — April 20, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

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