Hey bands that break up only to get back together 3 months later,

Who in the fuck….do you think you are? Ohhh, it’s our last show…..come check it out…….buy our stuff……hugs and shit.

I hate to be the bringer of reality but, nobody cares. Most people were glad not to ever see your dumb faces again. You act like you guys had talent. I guess if by talent you mean stupid you are right.

We came out to your ridiculous shows in snow, rain, wind-chill warnings, black ice, Calcutta Clippers, tornado warnings, blizzard conditions and basically nights we had better shit to do.

We bought your t-shirts, your c.d.’s, we put your shitty oversized bumper stickers on our bumpers, we put your pins on our jackets only to eventual stab ourselves in the fucking sternum. We actually hated you and still do.

We read your 3rd grade reading level blogs and bulletins while wondering if we should correct this morons spalling or gremmer. Or, at least buy them that book “100 words that make you sound smarter” if only to make the reading more intellectual stimulating for us.

Some of us, on our own buck, even traveled half way across the midwest to see you stink it up in front of a whole new group of people. (by the way, we didn’t admit it to anybody, we said we were there for the drink special.)

So I guess you expect us to say “can’t wait for your first show at Club Underground opening for The Good Year Pimps September 12th show starts at 10 and we will be happy to pay the 8 bucks” or ” can’t wait to hear some more recordings so I can pay for it and then you put it up on your website for free a week later” or ” can’t wait to buy a new t-shirt but you don’t have my size so you will feed me a line of bullshit like “they run small” so this will work but it fits weird and I will never wear it. And it itches, what the fuck” or ” I have been here since 8:00 because that is what it said on myspace…..no big deal I guess” or “You guys fuck up alot, no, I mean alot, but it’s cool”.

Don’t hold your breathe Skullcranes. This time we are bringing the rubber chickens.