Hey bands with donate buttons on your website,
Well congratulations idiots. Finally, you did something right with your “band”. Obviously, this was the idea from some party outside the band but I think we can overlook that due to the fact you all agreed to it. I think it is a great idea that we can now go to your website and click a “donate” button to give you some money for all the wonderful memories and free shit we have received from you through the years. Hopefully this added “flow” can keep all of us in new Skullcrane buttons, stickers and other shit that we always get free. Also, understanding that t-shirts are expensive and un-give-away-able, we hope that we can see a variety of “new” t-shirts for sale at future Skullcrane shows.
You guys are still a bunch of dicks though.
So, I am going to donate some hard earned money. Not alot, a few bucks. However, the way I look at it is that it makes me “part owner” of The Skullcranes and gets me a christmas card from The Skullcranes every year. It also gives me the right to have my opinion heard, requests taken seriously and urgently you fuckers. (we need a new record, play a show for free assholes, etc)
Sincerely, from myself and the other 4 or 5 fans, get bent.

