THE SKULLCRANES.

Last show for a long time. Halloween night at The Bulldog in Northeast Minneapolis.

Why should you go to this you ask?

1.Ever been to a show at The Bulldog?

2. Dumpster Juice plays after us.

3. Dan is single.

4. Johnson remembers words to songs now.

5. Number four was a lie.

6. Be the first one to hear some of the new Skullcrane songs.

7. What else are you gonna do.

8. Seriously.

9. Dan is single.

O.k.-

First of all, thanks to all of you in Oshkosh and Madison who came out to see us while and resisting the urge to throw piss soaked sneakers at us. Those of you who bought shit from us…..Double Thanks.
Oshkosh was awesome as always and I think we played well, now lets talk about Madison. Let me start out by saying sorry to Madison and the good folks at The High Noon Saloon. Please accept our apology for taking a giant shit on your stage. We are good for a real stinker every 5 or 6 shows and unfortunatley your number came up. We felt pretty bad about it that night but, I think if we talk about it and work through this with assistance from a self help audio cassette series we can get through this together,on both an emotional and spiritual level.
So other than that, we played some Tiger Woods golf on the PS2 as well as some Tekken. We had Thai food one night. Gas is much cheaper but the brakes in the van went out. Fuck.

Moving on……

FRIDAY OCTOBER 31 at the BULLDOG N.E. !!!!!!

Come early and eat. This a costume event. Don’t be too cool, just do it. It might even be free, I will double check that. We usually kick nine kinds of booty the show after we sucked really bad so you got that going for you…….

ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!

We have new t-shirts. Well, they are not really new, they are just a new color.

SEE YOU HALLOWEEN!!

BREAKING NEWS….DATELINE…..HILLTOP,MN.

Sources close to The Skullcranes have announced that the band has recently took the V.C.R out of their van and replaced it with a PS2. When asked about the sudden change in OTR entertainment strategy, “We have always prided ourselves on being in the forefront of technology” stated Wahl, the guitarist in the Upper Midwest “trailer punk” band. “Yeah”, states Johnson, the drunk one, “You can only watch Snatch so many times plus I need to get passed that fucking spot in Call of Duty I have been stuck on for a month…holy christ I hate those Germans.”