October 5th, 2008 This just in.
BREAKING NEWS….DATELINE…..HILLTOP,MN.
Sources close to The Skullcranes have announced that the band has recently took the V.C.R out of their van and replaced it with a PS2. When asked about the sudden change in OTR entertainment strategy, “We have always prided ourselves on being in the forefront of technology” stated Wahl, the guitarist in the Upper Midwest “trailer punk” band. “Yeah”, states Johnson, the drunk one, “You can only watch Snatch so many times plus I need to get passed that fucking spot in Call of Duty I have been stuck on for a month…holy christ I hate those Germans.”


6 days later..
Comment by Amy — October 5, 2008 @ 10:55 am
Holy crap Michael I hope mom never reads this.She’d shit a German brick! Love ya your big sis. PS coming to florida?
Comment by connie — October 17, 2008 @ 10:02 am
Hey sis!
Mom can’t read and write english good like you and I can.
Comment by Johnson — October 19, 2008 @ 8:44 am