October 30th, 2008 Holy shit we love being us.
THE SKULLCRANES.
Last show for a long time. Halloween night at The Bulldog in Northeast Minneapolis.
Why should you go to this you ask?
1.Ever been to a show at The Bulldog?
2. Dumpster Juice plays after us.
3. Dan is single.
4. Johnson remembers words to songs now.
5. Number four was a lie.
6. Be the first one to hear some of the new Skullcrane songs.
7. What else are you gonna do.
8. Seriously.
9. Dan is single.
Hey, it’s Mark Wahlberg; you know me! I ought to break all of your big beautiful noses after I leave you a nice email; I bet you didn’t even say hello to your mother for me… Dan’s single? I like that. I was single in Boogie Nights; did you see Boogie Nights? Anyway, say hello to your mother for me, ok?
mw
Comment by Mark Wahlberg — October 31, 2008 @ 8:51 am
Cute. A message about the “last show for a long time” from the boyz who cry wolf. Why shouldn’t I go to this show I ask?
1. Like I care about a show at the mofo’n Bulldog.
2. oic
3. Eternally single, and broke, and lacks hot water. Dreamy.
4. No
5. Yes
6. You mean the ones that sound just like the other ones? How e x c i t i n g.
7. Watch the Ex-List and Numbers on CBS. Duh.
8. Seriously
9. Yeah so bring xtra $ to buy him a drink, and dinner, a little bail $, new clothes, rent, cigarettes, DogChow, and your pride back.
Comment by Amy — October 31, 2008 @ 9:49 am
Hey Amy~
You sound like a real c*nt, you know that? You know who else was a real c*nt? Zooey Deschannel. I worked with her in “The Happening”. Did you see The Happening?
Anyway, why don’t you lay off of Dan (who’s single, I like that.) and go volunteer at a hospital or something? Say hello to your mother for me, ok?
mw
Comment by Mark Wahlberg — November 4, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
Hey Mark Wahlberg,
I AM a real c*nt (are you are a girl, what’s with the “*” ?!). I didn’t see the Happening, but I did rent it for your precious DanCakes and he said it sucked. It’s too bad Dan’s not gay or he wouldn’t be single any more, what with your Marky Markness crushin on him.. Hey say hi to your big NKOTB bro for me! Tell him I’m glad you earned your fame the hard way Marky. And keep doing ab crunches my brotha! You ain’t gettin any younger and LORD is your eye candy fleeting..
Comment by Amy — November 6, 2008 @ 9:37 am