The Skullcranes

The Skullcranes

Filed under: Because We Love You, Because You Love Us, The Daily Diatribe — Johnson @ 10:18 am

After 8 years of struggling for street credibility, The Skullcranes have completely given up. ” Fuck it, I don’t see what the big deal is.” stated Laubach, the groups’ bass player. Management representing the upper-midwest rock outfit released a press release in a Hungarian newspaper (The Skullcranes are a pretty big deal in Hungary) stating that the 8 year media blackout is over and that The Skullcranes are now open for questions. Comparing this event to the tearing down of the Berlin Wall and following disintegration of the Soviet Union and Glastnost, a Skullcrane represenative unveiled a new page on their website called “Skullcrane F.A.Q.” . “F.A.Q. stands for frequently asked questions!” said the represenative very slowly so that the Hungarian people would understand.
The “Skullcranes F.A.Q.” page is located on the right side of the bands website under “Skullcranes F.A.Q.” and is open to the public for questions and comments.