The Skullcranes

The Skullcranes

March 27th, 2009 Buzz factor
Filed under: White Trash — Johnson @ 7:19 pm

O.K.

So when I sent out that “vote for us/warped tour/ blah blah) mine eyes were on the glory of a 15k guitar center gift card. And I was hammered.

I had no idea that any of it had to do with anything called “buzz factor”.

I apologize.

Please disregard.

Sincerely, all of us at The Skullcranes Inc.

Filed under: White Trash — Johnson @ 4:44 am

So, this is how it goes. You can vote once a day and we can win free shit.

The Skullcranes needs new shoes. Click on a city below to vote:

March 15th, 2009 Twitter this.
Filed under: Because You Love Us, White Trash — Johnson @ 9:11 am

People of virtual world-
The Skullcranes have always been on the edge of technology and innovation.
This a fact.
Get up to the moment bullshit on The Skullcranes by joining Twitter and become a Skullcrane Follower.
People will know you are cool if you do this.
We promise not to bombard you with super useless shit like who had the most difficult stool movement of the day.
We love you
kinda
-The Skullcranes
www.twitter.com/theskullcranes

Filed under: Because You Love Us, Gigs — Johnson @ 9:47 am

For your listening pleasure, we have posted 4 rough mixes of the new record on the myspace. I know, I know, your welcome.
Calm down everybody. Christ.
We made plans for you local folks (Minneapolis) on the weekend of May 15th and 16th. On the 12th our record “Columbia Heights Nights” will be officially released to the public. So, to celebrate this we are hosting a happy hour at The Bulldog Uptown. This will run from 7 till 10, there will be drink specials, the new record will be spinning for 3 hours over the system, the new record will be there for sale and most importantly, we will be there so you can pat us on the back and tell us we are cool.
So, now you have the new record and have listened to it a million times. You love it. You can’t get enough of it. You wish you could eat it. You start sweating. You love the songs so much you start getting jealous and suspicious of your closest friends. The world smells better. All of a sudden, you can drink a beer like a god damn champion. You are prettier. You need more. More.
You got it.
The following evening, May 16th, we are having our C.D. Release party at the new improved Club Underground. Since you only stayed out the previous evening until 10, this should be no problem for you. You know and love all the songs because you bought the record the night before now go see if they remember how to play them.
Saturday May 16th
The Skullcranes
Droids Attack
20 Dollar Love
Bloodcow

For those of you in the Madison and Chicago areas, we will see you the previous weekend (and yes you can buy the record a week early). Check our calendar for details.
Do it.