1. They Rock
2. Sexy as fuck
3. They rule
4. They roll
5. They smell like old wine
6. Together their brains weigh about 12 pounds
7. They’ve been together so long, they don’t even need to practice…….
8. People just give them money on pay pal
9. They don’t say hi, they just nod
10. You can still buy thier new C.D. (thats a hint geniuses) (www.crustaceanrecords.com)(do it).

Shows coming up:
October 31st (Halloween)@ The Bulldog N.E. with American Penetration and Dumpster Juice
December 12th @ Big V’s with The Von Erichs (Dallas TX) and T.B.A.

Also, in the mean time, check out everyones other bands:

Here they are in alphabetical order,

A Little of the Ready
American Penetration
Dokken
Jake E. Lee
Sawbones
The Ugly Fat Kids