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December 31st, 2007 Hey Microsoft
Filed under: Administration, The Daily Diatribe — thomas @ 2:31 pm

Hey Microsoft,

Don’t include a broken unzip program as part of windows, mmm-kay? I realize that you don’t want to piss off the company that wrote WinZip since they saved your bacon years ago when you didn’t have a built in way to expand archives, but making your borked implementation the default for zip files sucks. You ruined my holiday vacation as I tried to track down why only some windows users were having problems. Turns out, it was only the people that don’t live on their computers every day. Maybe that’s because those kind of people just want their computer to work and actually relied on you, Microsoft, to make software that, you know, works. Silly them, eh? You got your money, so what do you care?

Of course, you’ll retort that there was a problem with the zip file in question. Sure there was! That’s why it worked on Macs and Linux and even windows, as long as you used a non-broken, non-microsoft program like WinZip or WinRAR to do it. But hey, who cares about compatibility, right?

Yeah, I’ll spend my copious free time trying to figure out a workaround for your crappy software — but at the same time I’ll be recommending Apple products to anyone that asks.

Douche-bags.

December 2nd, 2007 Hello world!
Filed under: Administration, White Trash — admin @ 7:41 pm

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