By the way…….IT’S FREE!!!!!!!!!

NO COVER!!!!!!!

Yeah, thats right. Free.

******HEXAGON BAR******1/19/08******FREE******9:00 P.M.

Thats right. Huge. This show is a MUST COME. A certain news entity (I’m not gonna say who, so suck it) will be there filming a bit of our show for a story on T.V. (none of that cable access shit either) about DJEDNA. If you don’t know what Djedna is that means you have not been paying attention to us, and frankly, that stings a little bit. I thought we were friends.

www.djedna.org

Q: What does this mean for The Skullcranes?

A: We are now totally huge. We don’t even know who you are anymore. No, we won’t sign that. I’m calling the cops.

Q: What does this mean for Djedna?

A: Some well deserved recognition for all the hard work Thomas has put into this. It’s about time if you ask me. Also, he’s huge too now. He isn’t signing anything either so don’t bother, or I’ll call the cops for him.

Q: What does this mean for the friends/fans of The Skullcranes?

A: It means, that when the film is rolling,  please stand in front of the stage. Is it asking too much of you to make us look cool?

So, we will see ya there. We play first, because we know you all like it better that way.

9:00 P.M.     HEXAGON BAR*MINNEAPOLIS* SATURDAY JAN. 19TH.  

also on the bill: My Valkrie and Dumpster Juice

A big THANKS to all who came out for our release at the Uptown last Saturday!

Come on out to Big V’s THIS Saturday for our last show of the year, and a night of Xmas revelry! We have the pleasure of opening up the night for 20 Dollar Love, The Rockford Mules, Tonnage, and another visit from our favorite Madison band, Droids Attack! Doors @ 9pm!!!

xoxo

the skullcranes

The new C.D. is here. We worked really hard on this for you. We all hope you feel a little guilty because of it. All you have to do is “make purchase” of said new record and things will be O.K. between you and us. Lets not let this fester and become something that drags on and eventually cannot be fixed. Remember, it’s you, not us. We’ve tried, but sometimes you shut us out. Thats poor communication and without communication we have nothing. Don’t do this, we have worked on this relationship way too hard over the years to let it just float away like yesterday’s helium-filled-over-the-hill balloon. You son of a bitch. Don’t slam that door. Don’t walk away when I am talking to you!!! PERFECT!!!! See? You suck at communicating. Speaking of communicating, our new website is up. It is interactive, so go there and comment on some shit. Let’s talk about this later, not now, not in front of everybody. We are getting a hotel room tonight. We just can’t face you right now, it hurts too much. Lets take a break from each other and meet Saturday at The Uptown Bar around nine? Remember, we love you.

This Saturday (12/08/07) at The Uptown is The Skullcranes C.D. Album Release Party. We have been threatening you all with a new record since May and its finally here. Yeah, your welcome. Come hang out with us because there will be cheap beer, Roller Girls handing out cheap beer in plastic champagne glasses, us, probably a shitload of snow, not to mention Dumpster Juice, Droids Attack and 20 Dollar Love. If you don’t show up it probably means you are some kind of asshole, or, there is just a shitload of snow. Either/Or….Come and buy our latest “effort” on Round 13 Records called Cum On Feel The Shortbus. Eat it, The Skullcranes