http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog All Things Skullcranes Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:09:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Grande Machine, Skullcranes and Comedy. http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/12/31/tonight-nye-club-underground/ Last show of 2009! We will be playing in between American Penetration and Dumpster Juice. This all starts at 9:00 Pm sharp at The Bulldog N.E. Whoever dresses as their favorite Skullcrane gets a free drink and T-shirt. Do it. http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/10/28/this-saturday/ 1. They Rock 2. Sexy as fuck 3. They rule 4. They roll 5. They smell like old wine 6. Together their brains weigh about 12 pounds 7. They've been together so long, they don't even need to practice....... 8. People just give them money on pay pal 9. They don't say hi, they just nod 10. You can ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/09/26/10-reasons-the-skullcranes-rule-the-school/ By Rich Horton Sometimes bands get it terribly right, they know their audience, they know their place as far as the music goes and they know how to rock. The Skullcranes seem to get it, and that formula is working to make them a successful local band who hopefully will go ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/09/21/reveiw-of-columbia-heights-nights-from-rift-magazine/ Short, to the point, kind of like our songs..... Punk rock meets dive-bar humor once again as Minneapolis' The Skullcranes spell out exactly what they want on "Asscashorgrass." http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/08/06/review-from-twin-cities-onion/ The Skullcranes Bias status: Skullcranes fan for more than two years. Their 2006 disc Wt. Trashmore is a remarkably catchy piece of work that crams enough memorable hooks into about 20 minutes to justify listening to it thrice an hour. These cynical bastards effortlessly sum up the simple joys ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/08/01/review-from-the-devils-basement/ It's true. Tonight at The Bulldog in Uptown there will be free booze, free food and free music. The Food goes until 7:00P.M. Then comes the rock. One set by The Skullcranes, then, Dan and Johnsons dirty little secret "American Penetration" aka "Testacle" plays a set then another by The Skullcranes. ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/07/22/tonight-free-beerdrinksfood-and-music/ SKULLCRANES, THE: Columbia Heights Nights: CD Humorcore punkers, The Skullcranes, barrel out of the starting gate. With galloping garage punk rhythms and solid beats, the album revolves around beer, being broke, and smoking herb. “Douche” throws in a banjo as a comical oddity to bridge verses, but “Jessica Lange,” who they have ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/07/12/columbia-heights-nights-reviewed-by-razorcake-magazine/ ...whatever Long time no chat. How have you been? We should really keep in touch a little more than this. How was that thing you had to do? Good to hear, it could have been alot worse. Have you lost weight? You look good. We like your hair. Sure is a ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/07/12/the-skullcranes-and-the-new-economy/ Ah, yes. The last few weeks has been a blurry blast emphasized the word blurry. Shows, parties, roadtrips, parties, cold and warm beer, whiskey, jag shots, mmm, coffee, gas station food, pulled pork, coolers of beer, beef jerky, holy shit beer. In other words, lots of fun. Thanks to all of you ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2009/05/23/thanks-and-blahblahblah/