http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog All Things Skullcranes Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:47:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en 1. Watch video 2. Count how many times The Skullcranes FU*K UP 3. Provide a comment with your answer (points for creativity and ass kissing) 4. Winner of contest wins a leftover 2XXL Skullcrane T-Shirt!!!! http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/08/14/find-the-fk-ups/ Hey bands that break up only to get back together 3 months later, Who in the fuck....do you think you are? Ohhh, it's our last show.....come check it out.......buy our stuff......hugs and shit. I hate to be the bringer of reality but, nobody cares. Most people were glad not to ever see ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/08/10/hey-bands-that-break-up-only-to-get-back-together-3-months-later/ Again, one Brett Favre comment equals punch in the face. Besides, I've already heard all the good ones: "Hey, you guys gonna go play for New York?", "Next run of t-shirts gonna have a 4 on them" " Hey won't your next record be your 4th?" We didn't cry when WE ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/08/09/the-skullcranes-are-back-shut-up/ *an email from Thomas, our digital media guru* I uploaded Hate My Job this morning and it's already one of the most active tunes of the day. "All over America, cube drones are listening to this: Monitors are being smashed, coffee pots being peed in, asses on the copier machine. And ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/08/05/attention-skullgrannies/ "This is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute." Trivia Quiz: What was the final song that The Skullcranes played at their goodbye gig last night? Answer with your comments below... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/05/18/tribute/ MERRY CHRISTMAS. Everything The Skullcranes have ever recorded is now available for FREE DOWNLOAD at www.theskullcranes.com. Thats right. Free. Oh, except for "Golden Fucking Pancake", that still has to be purchased at www.round13records.net on the R13 Compilation. Also, there is a song called " I'm a muppet, so ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/05/02/freefreefreeeverything-is-freedo-it/ In the words of our late, great, 32nd president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, " Fuck em' , stick a fork in 'em, they are done." Eight years of being mildly yet loudly retarded, The Skullcranes are calling it a good run. Don't ask why. Lets just say Jimmy quit and Joey got ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/04/23/afraid-so-joe/ Hey upcoming 12 hours, Where is everybody? I don't know. I'm gonna be late. How late?....hello? Fuck we are gonna get there late. We need gas. I need food. Fuck Burger King. Damn, they are STILL working on this stretch of 94, what the fuck. What movie do you guys wanna put in? I'm sick ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/04/18/hey-upcoming-12-hours/ FRIDAY: Beaver Dammmmm Wisconsin. Jim's Cellar. With Droids Attack and Orange Blank. SATURDAY: Osh Kosh Wisconsin. The Reptile Palace. With Droids Attack and Orange Blank. http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/04/16/this-weekend-skullcranes-vs-wisconsin/ Don't listen to the weather forecast. It's all just a big conspiracy to keep the economy going. Blame Bush. It's part of the economic stimulus plan to keep the big pick ups with snowplows filled with gasoline. Holyshitpolitical. BIG V'S!!!!!! ST PAUL!!!! THIS FRIDAY! WE PLAY FIRST!!!! JOHNSON WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL RIGHT OUT OF ... http://www.theskullcranes.com/blog/2008/04/09/this-friday/