1. 1. You, me and the 763

   MY TRUCK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
   and on my mudflaps I have a pair of….

   shiny chrome sluts

   MY TRUCK HAS GOT A C.B. ANTANEA!
   and with a wide open mouth it…….

   kisses the sky

   +++chours+++
   You and me and the 763
   we’re walking hand and hand (AND HAND)
   into history
   We don’t have ten bones, but you know we got stones
   we won’t back down from a dare
   Do you have an extra square?

   MY OTHER CAR IS A FIREBIRD
   and that makes me super kick ass…

   in case you haven’t heard

   THERE IS THREE THINGS THAT WE LOVE
   its doing keg stands, motor sports and…

   wearing jean shorts

   +++chours+++
   +++solo+++
   +++chours+++
   +++out+++

   2. Jessica Lange
   Youre fucking beautiful in the cusp of a giant monkey hand
   you’re fucking beautiful scotched tape to the ceiling of our van

   I’ll meet you at the cum-n-go
   Sam Shepherd better be a no show
   we’ll spin a little Dylan wearing little clothes
   because you don’t need a weather man to tell which way the wind blows

   JESSICA LANGE
   DANG
   JESSICA LANGE

   You’re fucking beautiful slipping in a tub with Albert Finney
   you’re fucking beautiful even though you’re old as fuck, and aint that skinny

   I’ll meet you at the Quik Trip
   Sam Shepherd has a tiny dick
   we’ll spin a little Dylan wearing little clothes
   because you don’t need a weather man to tell which way the wind blows

   JESSICA LANGE
   DANG
   JESSICA LANGE

   3. Asscashorgrass

   I see you standing on the side of the road
   I could pick you up but I’ll probably just keep going
   hey grandma I saw you fall down that really sucks
   I would help you up, but, I need

   ASS CASH GRASS
   NO RIDE FREE
   ASS CASH GRASS
   NO RIDE FREE

   Hey Bon Scott, man I like that song
   you know that one you call Ride On
   and just like you I’m gonna change my evil ways
   one of these days, until then I need

   ASS CASH GRASS
   NO RIDE FREE
   ASS CASH GRASS
   NO RIDE FREE

   +++SOLO+++
   +++QUIET PHASE PART+++
   ASS, CASH, GRASS

   4. All I got is ten bucks

   My good friend Sancho pays for all my tacos
   he said it’s getting old I need to get a job
   my old boss rick was a complete total fucking dick
   he brought on the hate cuz i’m always fucking late

   …NOW ALL I GOT IS TEN BUCKS

   my landlord brent said i need to come up with some rent
   he said i’m on my ass if i don’t come up with cash
   my girlfriend rita said i need to take her out and feed her
   someplace nice too like sizzler

   …BUT ALL I GOT IS TEN BUCKS

   5. Holly Fourbarrel
   Holly Fourbarrell is a girl that I know
   Her heart is made of broken glass and coal
   THATS HOW SHE ROLL!
   She’ll put that attitude right back in it’s place
   she’ll wipe that fucked up silly little smile
   RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE!!!

   +++chours+++

   H! (O DOUBLE EL WHY)
   O DOUBLE EL WHY
   SHES COMING TO YOUR TOWN AND SHE’S GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN WHOAH-O
   H! (O DOUBLE EL WHY)
   O DOUBLE EL WHY
   SHE’LL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES AND SHE PISSES ON TREES WHOAH-O

   6. Douche
   Well, You’re a no good mother fucker I’m comin’ at you hard
   gonna hit you in the back of the head with a
   board
   I’m gonna suck out your soul and stick you in the face with a sword
   I’m gonna knock you silly like a red-headed step
   Comin at you hard like a viet-nam vet
   DOUCHE!
   you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

   ++++breakdown+++++

   FUCK YEAH

   I’m gonna fuck your mom like the k-9’s do it
   Tell her I love her and by her roses to prove it
   then I’m takin’ all her money, her pride and her self-esteem
   FUCK YEAH
   I’m gonna offer up your sister at a red tag price
   all the slingblades at the truckstop thinks she’s nice
   DOUCHE!
   you aint seen nothin’ yet

   +++++breakdown+++++
   +++g to a drum thing into dueling banjos thing++

   I’m gonna sell your grandma some real estate
   tell her it’s nice and it’s just upstate
   but really it’s Dan’s cabin that burnt down in 98
   DUMB BITCH

   I’m gonna take out your dad with a long horn steer
   Then roll him around in the blood and the beer

   DOUCHE!

   7. Magic beer can ride

   L O S E R
   L O S E R
   L O S E R
   L O S E R

   Im not gonna be a loser no more (NO!)
   Im not gonna be a loser no more (NO!)
   Im not gonna be a loser no more (NO!)
   Im not gonna be a loser no more (NO!)

   S U C K A
   S U C K A
   S U C K A
   S U C K A

   Im not gonna be a sucka no more (NO!)
   Im not gonna be a sucka no more (NO!)
   Im not gonna be a sucka no more (NO!)
   Im not gonna be a sucka no more (NO!)

   ++chours+++
   I’m gonna get my fat ass out the door
   I’m gonna put my gas pedal to the floor
   I’m gonna put my dirty foot print all over your shiny floor

   DIK HED
   DIK HED

   Im not gonna be a dickhed no more (NO!)
   Im not gonna be a dickhead no more (NO!)
   Im not gonna be a chicken no more (BAWK!)
   Im not gonna be a dickhead no more (NO!)

   8. Beer and toothpaste

   They said that lookin fine is money
   and that hind sight is 20 20
   but that don’t mean shit unless you have either of it

   ++bridge+++
   before you go and piss on my pride
   let’s put all this bullshit aside

   +++chours++++

   She said you dumb shit you could’ve went and got some if only you didn’t drink all that beer from Belguim
   brewed by those rob-ed mother fuckers in the monistary

   and she said you dumb shit instead all you got was an ashtray headache and an empty bag of pot
   it’s a familiar taste….
   good morning beer and toothpaste

   They say in life there is death and taxes
   and that’s exactly what the facts is
   but that don’t mean shit unless you want either of it

   9. hmmmm.

   10. Christmas in the workhouse

   I wont miss….

   all the shitty food that i put into my belly
   and all the brothers that beleive that they can sing like nelly
   guard number three
   his fucked up family tree
   in which he hit every branch before he landed on his head

   bend over man are you holding, are you holding (NO!!!)
   bend over man this is getting fucking old. I won’t miss this.Merry Christmas

   ==breakdown part+++

   i won’t miss…

   never, never seeing the weather
   and the national geographics with the pages stuck together
   getting no sleep on a cold metal cot
   and the shoes they make you wear that look like converse but they’re not

   11. Maplewould’nt

   Ten miles north of the capital city
   where the grass is green and the girls are a little slutty
   (nothin’ wrong with that,outstanding,i’m on it)
   I heard that it’s nice this time of year

   AND I’VE READ THEY
   sing it fast and they sing it loud
   and you bet mother fucker they sing it proud
   this aint your grandma’s northern suburb anymore

   +++bridge+++
   well maybe i should’nt or maybe I should
   pack up my shit and move to Maplewood
   the City pages said that I could if I wanted to

   +++chours+++
   say goodbye to the twin cities lost and found
   And say hello to the bed,bath and beyond
   DO IT!!!

   12. What are all those punk bands gonna sing about now

   WHAT ARE ALL THOSE PUNK BANDS GONNA SING ABOUT NOW
   NOW THAT THERE’S NO REPUBLICANS IN THE WHITE HOUSE

   We’re gonna make a diffrence yes we can
   gonna fry the man in a left wing pan
   Gonna make a diffrence watch us try
   We’re really fuckin’ angry and we don’t know why

   CHOURS

   We united as one and it paid right off
   We wrote some songs and we showed who’s boss
   Well we made a diffrence and we might have a beer
   to celebrate the fact in only took eight years

   DON’T SAY THIS DON’T DO THAT, THATS NOT HOW YOU COOK
   FROM THE MODERN SUGAR COATED PUNK ROCK RECIPE BOOK

   13. Livin Laveed Anoka

   Dust off the T-tops (sumthin,sumthin IROC)
   Strap on the high tops (sumthin,sumthin Tony Hawk)
   watch out for the cops (darn cops)
   as you swing through the tree tops (drunk Tarzan yell)

   +++bridge+++
   another north suburban disco
   with high yeild and no risk-o
   and you can be a part too

   +++chours+++
   because you don’t need a posse just a pit crew
   and it doesn’t even matter what you want to do
   you’re a trainwreck reality T.V. star
   when you’re livin laveed anoka
   when you’re livin laveed anoka

   close down the chop shop (sold my tools for 40 bucks)
   run through the truck stop (???????)
   don’t lose your tube top (???????)
   while fucking on the roof tops (drunk tarzan yell)

   Comment by Johnson — March 14, 2009 @ 9:26 am

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