Q. What makes you guys think that you are so cool?
A. Obvious is what obvious does, sister.

Q. What is a Skullcrane?
A. It is a cocktail available exclusively at The Bulldog Uptown; ask for Pete.

Q. Why do you guys wear muscle tees and jean shorts?
A. If you had bodies like us, you would too.

Q. What are your major influences?
A. We are influenced by no band or “musical artist”. We are influenced by hangovers, blackouts, affordable beer, free food and people buying our shit.

Q. Alot of bands call it a day BEFORE reaching your age. What the fuck?
A. If you had bodies like us, you would too.
Q. What?

Q. How many records do you guys have?
A. 3 Full lengths and a bunch of other random shit you can download from our website.

Q. How many shows have you played?
A. More than we would like to remember. Luckily, most of them we can’t.